Today was February.

This calendar starts on April Fools Day 2024 and lives on a boat. It fits perfectly above the Dijon mustard. If you want one, let me know.

DISCLAIMER

1. Calendar Start Date: This Another Season in Hell calendar commences on April Fools’ Day, April 1, 2024. It is designed with a specific start date for thematic purposes and may not align with traditional calendar year starts.
2. Thematic Residence: This product does not require actual maritime residency.
3. Location Specifics: The mention of fitting “perfectly above the Dijon mustard” is suggestive of the calendar’s compact and versatile nature for placement in kitchens or similar spaces. It does not imply a requirement to be placed above Dijon mustard or guarantee fit in all kitchen layouts or above all condiment containers.
4. Intended Use: This calendar is intended for personal use and enjoyment, providing a unique way to track dates.
5. Purchase Inquiry: Expressions of interest or desires to purchase mentioned in the statement “If you want one, let me know” should be understood as an invitation for potential buyers to express their interest. Availability is subject to stock levels and potential production limitations.
6. No Mustard Included: No Dijon mustard or other condiments are included with the purchase of the calendar.

By considering the acquisition of this Another Season in Hell 2024 calendar, you acknowledge and accept the terms outlined in this disclaimer. Email erkembode@gmail.com for sales and enquiries.